FEBRUARY! (To Begin With a Bang~)

Tonight, just as I was getting ready for bed, I allowed my thoughts to wander towards my blog. What went through my mind was somewhat like this:

"Dah-da-da-da-da . . . Must study for science test. Blog hasn't been updated in a while. Faith, know you're gonna live through the rain, lord we gotta keep the faith. And glycolysis is anaerobic. Math review due Friday. Faith, don't you let your love turn to hate. La la la la . . . Oh, crap, blog. We gotta keep the faith, ooh yeah. -random humming sounds- Blog. Right. Blog. Should update. What to write about? What's today anyways? Hm . . . OH CRAP IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH. MUST POST PRIOR TO MIDNIGHT. Put pants on first, dammit. Where did you leave those socks? BLOG. WHAT TIME IS IT. MUST UPDATE BLOG. Keep the faith. BLOG."

Yes, that is a random list of things I should do with random lyrics of "Keep the Faith" in there. Aren't you proud of me?

You should be. It's two to midnight and I absolutely HATE February second with every fiber of my being, so. Be proud that I'm able to form a coherent sentence.

That was a post about how I should post. And the long, arduous process I endure every time I decide to write one of these things. Feel like a special special snowflake because of all the obvious effort I put into this.

--Ave, very, very tired